Posts Tagged ‘masturbation’

Grandma’s Boy (2006)

Saturday, March 22nd, 2008
Genres: Comedy
Countries: USA
Actors: Linda Cardellini | Allen Covert | Peter Dante | Shirley Jones | Shirley Knight | Joel Moore | Kevin Nealon | Doris Roberts | Nick Swardson | Jonah Hill | Kelvin Yu | Chuck Church | Scott Halberstadt | Heidi Hawking | Shana Hiatt
Directors: Nicholaus Goossen
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When his roommate spends the rent money on Filipino hookers. Alex, a 35 year video game tester has to find a new place to live. After a “encounter” with his friends mom, Alex is forced to move in with his grandmother. Trying to save face with his younger co-workers, Alex says that he is living “with three hot babes” (meaning his grandmother and her two roommates).

We Own the Night (2007)

Saturday, March 22nd, 2008
Genres: Crime | Drama | Thriller
Countries: USA
Actors: Joaquin Phoenix | Eva Mendes | Mark Wahlberg | Robert Duvall | Alex Veadov | Dominic Colon | Danny Hoch | Oleg Taktarov | Moni Moshonov | Antoni Corone | Craig Walker | Tony Musante | Joe D'Onofrio | Yelena Solovey | Maggie Kiley
Directors: James Gray
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A New York nightclub manager tries to save his brother and father from Russian mafia hit men.

Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan (2006)

Saturday, March 22nd, 2008
Genres: Comedy
Countries: USA
Actors: Sacha Baron Cohen | Ken Davitian | Luenell | Bob Barr | Spirea Ciorobea | Alan Keyes | Michael Psenicksa | Bobby Rowe | Jim Sell | Larry Walker | Ilham Äliyev | Pamela Anderson | Mariam Behar | Linda Stein
Directors: Larry Charles
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Kazakhstani TV personality Borat is dispatched to the United States to report on the “greatest country in the world.” With a documentary crew in tow, Borat becomes more interested in locating and marrying Pamela Anderson than on his assignment.

Scary Movie 4 (2006)

Saturday, March 22nd, 2008
Genres: Comedy | Horror
Countries: USA
Actors: Regina Hall | Craig Bierko | Bill Pullman | Anthony Anderson | Leslie Nielsen | Anna Faris | Molly Shannon | Michael Madsen | Chris Elliott | Carmen Electra | Shaquille O'Neal | Phil McGraw | Cloris Leachman | Conchita Campbell | Beau Mirchoff
Directors: David Zucker
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Anna Faris returns as the caring yet dumb witted Cindy Campbell in the latest installment of the Scary Movie Franchise. Cindy has taken up a job as a house caretaker for a nice old lady that is said to be cursed. Cindy moves right in and the house is located right next to Craig Bierko as Tom Ryan, a down on his luck father. Cindy soon discovers a dreaded secret about the house and she is comforted by Tom who is watching his children for the weekend. As soon as the two become more then just friends, a huge storm rolls on in and hits the town. Tom discovers a giant hole in the ground and an alien TrIpod emerges from it’s depth’s. Meanwhile, Cindy finds the soul of a tortured boy living inside the house who tells her he knows the secret on how to defeat the aliens. But before he gives it too her, he vanishes. The only way to figure out the mystery is to find the boy’s father. Cindy and Tom split away from each other and Tom, with his children, seek refuge in a torn up basement owned by shotgun wielding man named Oliver. Cindy, while trying to figure out her own mystery, bumps into her old friend Brenda Meeks. Teogether, they decide to defeat the aliens. Brenda then discovers a hidden village outside of town and Cindy figure’s out the boys father is somewhere inside. Now it’s up to Cindy and Brenda to find the boys father and unfold the mystery on how to defeat the aliens, who in fact have their own plans on how to torture such people like Shaq and Dr. Phil.

The Long Weekend (2005)

Saturday, March 22nd, 2008
Genres: Comedy
Countries: Canada | UK | USA
Actors: Chris Klein | Brendan Fehr | Chandra West | Craig Fairbrass | Paul Campbell | Cobie Smulders | Andy Thompson | Nicole McKay | Alejandro Rae | Roger Haskett | Stephen Park | Douglas Stewart | Chelan Simmons | Charles Payne | Will Sanderson
Directors: Pat Holden
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Cooper and Ed are brothers: Coop acts, in ads and soaps, spending his real energy chasing women for one-night stands. His younger brother Ed, an earnest young man, works in an ad agency. For the past year, since finding his girlfriend in bed with another man with a video camera running, Ed has been in a funk: he’s carried a torch, his social life has tanked, and his work has suffered. Ed will be fired on Monday unless he can save a major account. It’s his birthday weekend: he wants to work, but Cooper wants Ed to rediscover his sex life. Cooper works hard to help Ed score, but disaster piles on disaster. Can a decent guy save his job and get a life?

Dead End (2003)

Saturday, March 22nd, 2008
Genres: Comedy | Horror | Mystery | Thriller
Countries: France | USA
Actors: Ray Wise | Lin Shaye | Mick Cain | Alexandra Holden | Billy Asher | Amber Smith | Karen S. Gregan | Sharon Madden | Steve Valentine | Jimmie F. Skaggs | Clement Blake
Directors: Jean-Baptiste Andrea
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For the past 20 years, Frank Harrington has grudgingly driven his family to celebrate Christmas with his mother-in-law. This year, he takes a shortcut. It’s the biggest mistake of his life: The nightmare begins. A mysterious woman in white wanders through the forest, leaving death in her wake. A terrifying black car - its driver invisible - carries the victims into the heart of the night. Every road sign points to a destination they never reach. The survivors succumb to panic, to madness; deeply buried secrets burst to the surface, and Christmas turns into a living hell.

The Hard Word (2002)

Saturday, March 22nd, 2008
Genres: Comedy | Crime | Drama | Thriller
Countries: Australia | UK
Actors: Guy Pearce | Rachel Griffiths | Robert Taylor | Joel Edgerton | Damien Richardson | Rhondda Findleton | Kate Atkinson | Vince Colosimo | Paul Sonkkila | Kym Gyngell | Dorian Nkono | Stephen Whittaker | Torquil Neilson | Don Bridges | Doug Bowles
Directors: Scott Roberts
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Three fraternal bank robbers languishing in jail, discover a profitable (if not dodgy) way to spend their time. Crime can most certainly pay, if you “know wot I mean?” However when sex and greed rear-up between the good crims and the bad cops, the consequences are both bizarre and fatal.

Ken Park (2002)

Saturday, March 22nd, 2008
Genres: Drama
Countries: France | Netherlands | USA
Actors: Adam Chubbuck | James Bullard | Seth Gray | Eddie Daniels | Zara McDowell | Maeve Quinlan | Stephen Jasso | Wade Williams | Tiffany Limos | Julio Oscar Mechoso | James Ransone | Patricia Place | Amanda Plummer | Mike Apaletegui | Harrison Young
Directors: Larry Clark | Edward Lachman
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Ken Park focuses on several teenagers and their tormented home lives. Shawn seems to be the most conventional. Tate is brimming with psychotic rage; Claude is habitually harassed by his brutish father and coddled, rather uncomfortably, by his enormously pregnant mother. Peaches looks after her devoutly religious father, but yearns for freedom. They’re all rather tight, or so they claim. But they spend precious little time together and none of them seems to know much about one another’s family lives. This bizarre dichotomy underscores their alienation # the result of suburban ennui, a teenager’s inherent sense of melodrama, and the disturbing nature of their home environments.

Last Tango in Paris (1972)

Saturday, March 22nd, 2008
Genres: Drama | Romance
Countries: France | Italy
Actors: Marlon Brando | Maria Schneider | Maria Michi | Giovanna Galletti | Gitt Magrini | Catherine Allégret | Luce Marquand | Marie-Hélène Breillat | Catherine Breillat | Dan Diament | Catherine Sola | Mauro Marchetti | Jean-Pierre Léaud | Massimo Girotti | Peter Schommer
Directors: Bernardo Bertolucci
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While looking for an apartment, Jeanne, a beautiful young Parisienne, encounters Paul, a mysterious American expatriate mourning his wife’s recent suicide. Instantly drawn to each other, they have a stormy, passionate affair, in which they do not reveal their names to each other. Their relationship deeply affects their lives, as Paul struggles with his wife’s death and Jeanne prepares to marry her fiance, Tom, a film director making a cinema-verite documentary about her.

Caligula (1979)

Saturday, March 22nd, 2008
Genres: Drama | History
Countries: Italy | USA
Actors: Malcolm McDowell | Teresa Ann Savoy | Helen Mirren | Peter O'Toole | John Steiner | Guido Mannari | Paolo Bonacelli | Leopoldo Trieste | Giancarlo Badessi | Mirella D'Angelo | Anneka Di Lorenzo | Lori Wagner | Adriana Asti | John Gielgud | Bruno Brive
Directors: Tinto Brass | Bob Guccione
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The rise and fall of the notorious Roman Emperor Caligula, showing the violent methods that he employs to gain the throne, and the subsequent insanity of his reign - he gives his horse political office and humiliates and executes anyone who even slightly displeases him. He also sleeps with his sister, organises elaborate orgies and embarks on a fruitless invasion of England before meeting an appropriate end. There are various versions of the film, ranging from the heavily- truncated 90-minute version to the legendary 160-minute hardcore version which leaves nothing to the imagination (though the hardcore scenes were inserted later and do not involve the main cast members).