Movies starring John Cleese

Biography: 
John Cleese was born on October 27, 1939, in Weston-Super-Mare, England. He was born into a family of modest means, his father being an insurance salesman, but he was nonetheless sent off to private schools to obtain a good education. Here he was often tormented for his height, having reached a height of six feet by the age of twelve, and eventually discovered that being humorous could deflect agg ...  show all 

Charlotte’s Web (2006)

Saturday, March 22nd, 2008
Genres: Comedy | Drama | Family
Countries: Germany | USA
Actors: Julia Roberts | Steve Buscemi | John Cleese | Oprah Winfrey | Cedric the Entertainer | Kathy Bates | Reba McEntire | Robert Redford | Thomas Haden Church | André Benjamin | Dominic Scott Kay | Sam Shepard | Abraham Benrubi | Dakota Fanning | Kevin Anderson
Directors: Gary Winick
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Wilbur the pig is scared of the end of the season, because he knows that come that time, he will end up on the dinner table. He hatches a plan with Charlotte, a spider that lives in his pen, to ensure that this will never happen.

Man About Town (2006)

Saturday, March 22nd, 2008
Genres: Action | Comedy | Drama
Countries: USA
Actors: Ben Affleck | Rebecca Romijn | John Cleese | Samuel Ball | Erica Cerra | Gina Gershon | Adam Goldberg | Howard Hesseman | Ling Bai | Jerry O'Connell | Kal Penn | Amber Valletta | Damien Wayans | Laura Soltis
Directors: Mike Binder
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A top Hollywood talent agent (Affleck) finds his cushy existence threatened when he discovers that his wife is cheating on him and that his journal has been swiped by a reporter out to bring him down.

Frankenstein (2004)

Saturday, March 22nd, 2008
Genres: Horror | Mystery | Sci-Fi
Countries: USA
Actors: Robert De Niro | Kenneth Branagh | Tom Hulce | Helena Bonham Carter | Aidan Quinn | Ian Holm | Richard Briers | John Cleese | Robert Hardy | Cherie Lunghi | Celia Imrie | Trevyn McDowell | Gerard Horan | Mark Hadfield | Joanna Roth
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Two hundred years after Mary Shelley’s novel the brilliant but mad Doctor (Thomas Kretschmann) has sustained his creature and himself over two centuries through genetic experimentation. In present-day America Detective O’Connor (Parker Posey) is investigating a series of horrific murders which leads her to the doctor and his creature. What she uncovers reveals the strange evolution the doctor and his creation undergo over the course of two centuries and the divergent paths creator and monster take in pursuing good or evil.

The Adventures of Pluto Nash (2002)

Saturday, March 22nd, 2008
Genres: Action | Comedy | Sci-Fi
Countries: USA
Actors: Eddie Murphy | Randy Quaid | Rosario Dawson | Joe Pantoliano | Jay Mohr | Luis Guzmán | James Rebhorn | Peter Boyle | Burt Young | Miguel A. Núñez Jr. | Pam Grier | John Cleese | Victor Varnado | Illeana Douglas | Jacynthe René
Directors: Ron Underwood
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After his successful night club is blown to flaming bits, Pluto and his band travel across the moon looking for clues as to who is behind the arson. Along with Bruno and Dina, Pluto visits a seedy motel, his secret hide out and the casino of the most powerful man on the moon searching for the evil doer, only to find out that the destruction of his club may have been his own fault

Fish Called Wanda, A (1988)

Saturday, March 22nd, 2008
Genres: Comedy | Crime
Countries: UK | USA
Actors: John Cleese | Jamie Lee Curtis | Kevin Kline | Michael Palin | Maria Aitken | Tom Georgeson | Patricia Hayes | Geoffrey Palmer | Cynthia Cleese | Mark Elwes | Neville Phillips | Peter Jonfield | Ken Campbell | Al Ashton | Roger Hume
Directors: Charles Crichton
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Sexy American diamonds lover Wanda and her boyfriend Otto are in England to plot alongside George and Ken the robbery of a diamond collection. Wanda and Otto want the stolen diamonds for themselves, and inform the police about George not knowing that he has already moved the diamonds to another secret place. Wanda thinks the best way to find out is by getting close to George’s lawyer - Archie Leach.

Around the World in 80 Days (2004)

Saturday, March 22nd, 2008
Genres: Action | Adventure | Comedy | Romance
Countries: Germany | Ireland | UK
Actors: John Cleese | Arnold Schwarzenegger | Kathy Bates | Jackie Chan | Steve Coogan | Robert Fyfe | Jim Broadbent | Ian McNeice | David Ryall | Roger Hammond | Adam Godley | Karen Mok | Howard Cooper | Daniel Hinchcliffe | Wolfram Teufel | Tom Strauss | Kit West | Ewen Bremner
Directors: Frank Coraci
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This version of the classic novel set in 1872 focuses on Passepartout (Chan), a Chinese thief who steals a valuable jade Buddha and then seeks refuge in the traveling companionship of an eccentric London inventor and adventurer, Phileas Fogg (Coogan), who has taken on a bet with members of his gentlemens’ club that he can make it around the world in a mere 80 days, using a variety of means of transportation, like boats, trains, balloons, elephants, etc. Along the way, Passepartout uses his amazing martial arts abilities to defend Fogg from the many dangers they face.. One major threat to their adventure is a detective that’s following them. Why? Just as Fogg and Passeportout left London, a major bank was robbed, with Fogg suspected of using the “around the world” trip as an excuse to escape.. Their path from London and back includes stops in Paris, Turkey, India, China and USA…

Shrek 2 (2004)

Saturday, March 22nd, 2008
Genres: Adventure | Animation | Comedy | Family | Fantasy | Music
Countries: USA
Actors: Mike Myers | Eddie Murphy | Cameron Diaz | Julie Andrews | Antonio Banderas | John Cleese | Rupert Everett | Jennifer Saunders | Aron Warner | Cody Cameron | Christopher Knights | David P. Smith | Mark Moseley
Directors: Andrew Adamson | Kelly Asbury | Conrad Vernon
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The film picks up right where the first movie ended… Shrek and Fiona return from their honeymoon to find a letter from Fiona’s parents inviting the newlyweds over for dinner. The only problem is that they have no idea that their daughter is now an ogre.

Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle (2003)

Saturday, March 22nd, 2008
Genres: Action | Adventure | Comedy | Crime
Countries: USA
Actors: Cameron Diaz | Drew Barrymore | Lucy Liu | Bernie Mac | Crispin Glover | Justin Theroux | Robert Patrick | Demi Moore | Rodrigo Santoro | Shia LaBeouf | Matt LeBlanc | Luke Wilson | John Cleese | Ja'net DuBois | Cheung-Yan Yuen
Directors: McG
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Natalie, Dylan, and Alex, three glamorous, tough-as-nails, investigative agents - who work for the Charles Townsend Detective Agency - are sent undercover to retrieve two missing jewelry bands. These are no ordinary wedding rings. They contain valuable information that reveals the new identities of every person in the FBI’s Witness Protection Program. After five of the program’s participants turn up dead, only the Angels can stop the perpetrator, using their expertise as masters of disguise, espionage and martial arts.

Rat Race (2001)

Saturday, March 22nd, 2008
Genres: Adventure | Comedy
Countries: Canada | USA
Actors: John Cleese | Rowan Atkinson | Amy Smart | Breckin Meyer | Jenica Bergere | Cuba Gooding Jr. | Carrie Diamond | Douglas Haase | Chris Myers | Kevin Frazier | Seth Green | Gloria Allred | Vince Vieluf | Renée Lee | Corinna Harney | Jane C. Walsh | Whoopi Goldberg | Lanei Chapman
Directors: Jerry Zucker
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A group of billionaires led by a Las Vegas casino owner (John Cleese) search for things to bet on. They decide to pull a group of six strangers together to race from Vegas to Silver City, New Mexico to retrieve $2 million hidden in a locker. First one there gets all of the money. The first team are two addled brothers (Seth Green and Vince Vieluf, who talks indecipherably because of a newly pierced tongue). When they cannot catch a plane, they plot to destroy an airport control tower in a very funny sequence. Their antics carry them into a hot air balloon chase that catches a cow with a dangling rope and into a monster truck competition. The second team is an estranged mother (Whoopi Goldberg) reunited with her daughter (Lanai Chapman), who is struggling to start a business. They face an insane squirrel-selling woman (Kathy Bates) and steal a rocket car scheduled for a land speed record attempt. A hated NFL referee (Cuba Gooding, Jr.) is stranded in the desert by an irate cabbie (Paul Rodriguez) and hijacks a busload of Lucille Ball look-alikes on the way to a convention. The Jewish family man (Jon Lovitz) on a family vacation joins the race without telling his wife (Kathy Najimy) why they are rushing across the country. When his daughter insists on stopping at a Barbie museum, it is without realization that it is the Klaus Barbie Nazi Museum. The escape from that location involves the theft of Hitler’s personal touring car and culminates with Lovitz having his tongue burned and accidentally crashing into a WWII Veteran’s convention. A narcoleptic Italian (Rowan Atkinson in his best Mr. Bean-like manner) gets a ride with an ambulance driver (Wayne Knight), who is carting a human heart for a transplant. Through various ineptitude, the heart ends up flying out of the truck’s window and the two have to recover it from a playful dog. The final race member (Breckin Meyer) is a straight-laced future lawyer who at first declines to participate in the race, but re-thinks his position after he meets a smart, beautiful woman (Amy Smart) who is flying a helicopter to New Mexico. He quickly finds out that she is unbalanced after she flies over her boy friend’s house and starts an attack on the boy friend when she sees him in the pool with an ex-girl friend. An air pursuit results in the crash of the helicopter. Dave Thomas also appears as Cleese’s humorless attorney.

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002)

Saturday, March 22nd, 2008
Genres: Adventure | Family | Fantasy | Mystery
Countries: Germany | UK | USA
Actors: John Cleese | Jason Isaacs | Miriam Margolyes | Kenneth Branagh | Alfie Enoch | Richard Harris | Robbie Coltrane | David Bradley | Sean Biggerstaff | Daniel Radcliffe | Rupert Grint | Emma Watson | Richard Griffiths | Fiona Shaw | Harry Melling | Toby Jones | Jim Norton | Veronica Clifford | James Phelps | Oliver Phelps | Julie Walters | Bonnie Wright | Mark Williams | Chris Rankin
Directors: Chris Columbus
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Harry Potter is in his second year of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. He is visited by a house-elf named Dobby and warned not to go back to Hogwarts. Harry ignores his warning, and returns. He is still famous, although still disliked by Snape, Malfoy, and the rest of the Slytherins. But then, strange things start to happen. People are becoming petrified, and no-one knows what is doing it. Harry keeps hearing a voice.. a voice which seems to be coming from within the walls. They are told the story of the Chamber of Secrets. It is said that only Salazar Slytherin’s true descendent will be able to open it. Harry, it turns out, is a Parsel-tongue. This means that he is able to speak/understand snakes. Everyone thinks that it’s him that has opened the Chamber of Secrets because that is what Slytherin was famous for.