Ireland:18 certified movies

Severance (2006)

Saturday, March 22nd, 2008
Genres: Comedy | Horror | Thriller
Countries: Germany | UK
Actors: Toby Stephens | Claudie Blakley | Andy Nyman | Babou Ceesay | Tim McInnerny | Laura Harris | Danny Dyer | David Gilliam | Juli Drajkó | Judit Viktor | Sándor Boros | Levente Törköly | János Oláh | Attila Ferencz | Bela Kasi
Directors: Christopher Smith
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When a weapons multi-national Palisade Defence reward their European sales division with a team-building weekend in the mountains of Eastern Europe, comedy blends with horror as the team fight first amongst themselves, and later for survival against a group of war-crazed killers intent on revenge.

This Is England (2006)

Saturday, March 22nd, 2008
Genres: Drama
Countries: UK
Actors: Thomas Turgoose | Stephen Graham | Jo Hartley | Andrew Shim | Vicky McClure | Joseph Gilgun | Rosamund Hanson | Andrew Ellis | Perry Benson | George Newton | Frank Harper | Jack O'Connell | Kriss Dosanjh | Kieran Hardcastle | Chanel Cresswell
Directors: Shane Meadows
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Roland Rat, Margaret Thatcher; Rubik’s Cubes, the Royal Wedding; aerobics, skinheads… It’s 1983, and the schools are breaking up for summer. Shaun is 12 and a bit of a loner, growing up with his mum in a grim coastal town, his dad killed fighting in the Falklands War. On his way home from school where he’s been tormented all day for wearing flares, he runs into a group of skinheads, who against expectations turn out to be friendly and take him under their wing. Soon Shaun discovers parties, girls and snappy dressing, and finds some role models in Woody, Milky and the rest of the gang. But when an older, overtly racist skinhead returns home from prison, the easy camaraderie of the group is broken, and Shaun is drawn into much more uncomfortable territory. Based largely on his own experience as a youngster, this is Shane Meadows’ most mature and fully realised film. Handling the complexities of masculinity, violence and race with sensitivity and a lightness of touch, it’s hard to imagine a film that would better capture the mood of the time, or that could have any greater an understanding of the allure of being part of a gang.

War (2007)

Saturday, March 22nd, 2008
Genres: Action | Thriller
Countries: USA
Actors: Jet Li | Jason Statham | John Lone | Devon Aoki | Luis Guzmán | Saul Rubinek | Ryo Ishibashi | Sung Kang | Mathew St. Patrick | Nadine Velazquez | Andrea Roth | Kenneth Choi | Mark Cheng | Kane Kosugi | Kennedy Montano
Directors: Philip G. Atwell
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After his partner Tom Wynne (Terry Chen) and family are killed apparently by the infamous and elusive assassin Rogue (Jet Li), FBI agent Jack Crawford (Jason Statham) becomes obsessed with revenge as his world unravels into a vortex of guilt and betrayal. Rogue eventually resurfaces to settle a score of his own, setting off a bloody crime war between Asian mob rivals Chang (John Lone) of the Triad’s and Yakuza boss Shiro (Ryo Ishibashi). When Jack and Rogue finally come face to face, the ultimate truth of their pasts will be revealed.

Dracula (1979)

Saturday, March 22nd, 2008
Genres: Horror | Romance
Countries: UK | USA
Actors: Gary Oldman | Winona Ryder | Anthony Hopkins | Keanu Reeves | Richard E. Grant | Cary Elwes | Bill Campbell | Sadie Frost | Tom Waits | Monica Bellucci | Michaela Bercu | Florina Kendrick | Jay Robinson | I.M. Hobson | Laurie Franks
Directors: Francis Ford Coppola
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When a schooner is wrecked off Whitby the only survivor is Count Dracula who has arrived with large amounts of Transylvanian soil to take up residence in Carfax Abbey. He takes the life or Lucy, who is engaged to Dr. Seward, who runs the local asylum. Lucy’s friend Mina, and her fiancé Jonathan Harker, a solicitor, also make contact with Dracula. But almost immediately, Lucy dies from loss of blood, and just possibly this may not be a coincidence. The group calls on the aid of Prefessor Van Helsing, noted supernatural expert, and together they pursue the vampire.

Saw IV (2007)

Saturday, March 22nd, 2008
Genres: Crime | Horror | Thriller
Countries: USA
Actors: Tobin Bell | Costas Mandylor | Scott Patterson | Betsy Russell | Lyriq Bent | Athena Karkanis | Justin Louis | Simon Reynolds | Donnie Wahlberg | Angus Macfadyen | Shawnee Smith | Bahar Soomekh | Dina Meyer | Mike Realba | Marty Adams
Directors: Darren Lynn Bousman
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Jigsaw and his apprentice Amanda are dead. Now, upon the news of Detective Kerry’s murder, two seasoned FBI profilers, Agent Strahm and Agent Perez, arrive in the terrified community to assist the veteran Detective Hoffman in sifting through Jigsaw’s latest grisly remains and piecing together the puzzle. However, when SWAT Commander Rigg is abducted and thrust into a game, the last officer untouched by Jigsaw has but ninety minutes to overcome a series of demented traps and save an old friend or face the deadly consequences.

The Football Factory (2004)

Saturday, March 22nd, 2008
Genres: Crime | Drama
Countries: UK
Actors: Danny Dyer | Frank Harper | Tamer Hassan | Roland Manookian | Neil Maskell | Dudley Sutton | Jamie Foreman | Tony Denham | Calum McNab | John Junkin | Sophie Linfield | Kara Tointon | Michele Hallak | Daniel Naylor | Alison Egan
Directors: Nick Love
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The Football Factory is more than just a study of the English obsession with football violence, its about men looking for armies to join, wars to fight and places to belong. A forgotten culture of Anglo Saxon males fed up with being told they’re not good enough and using thier fists as a drug they describe as being more potent than sex and drugs put together. Shot in documentery style with the energy and vibrancy of handheld, The Football Factory is frightingly real yet full of painful humour as the four characters extreme thoughts and actions unfold before us.

5×2 (2004)

Saturday, March 22nd, 2008
Genres: Drama | Romance
Countries: France
Actors: Valeria Bruni Tedeschi | Stéphane Freiss | Françoise Fabian | Michael Lonsdale | Géraldine Pailhas | Antoine Chappey | Marc Ruchmann | Jason Tavassoli | Jean-Pol Brissart | Eliane Kherris | Yannis Belkacem | Sylvie Debrun | Jean Neisser | Ninon Brétécher | Marie-Madeleine Fouquet
Directors: François Ozon
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Marion (Valeria Bruni Tedeschi) and Gilles (Stéphane Freiss) are living their last minutes as a married couple. After having formalized their divorce, they will make love for the last time in a hotel, but the experience is rather traumatic for Marion, contributing to increase the crisis between them. From this point, the story, broken down in 5 episodes, will run backwards, telling us the couple’s married life, showing us their devoted love to their little son, but also how Gilles hurt Marion in several ways. Then, we see Marion’s labour at the hospital, with an indifference attitude from Gilles about the matter. The two last episodes, tell how was the wedding, the party and the wedding night, and finally, how Marion and Gilles met each other during a trip in the Italian coast.

Bulletproof (1996)

Saturday, March 22nd, 2008
Genres: Action | Adventure | Comedy | Crime
Countries: USA
Actors: Damon Wayans | Adam Sandler | James Caan | Jeep Swenson | James Farentino | Kristen Wilson | Larry McCoy | Allen Covert | Bill Nunn | Mark Roberts | Mark Casella | Andrew Shaifer | Monica Potter | Jonathan Loughran | Steve White
Directors: Ernest R. Dickerson
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The criminals Rock Keats (Damon Wayans) and Archie Moses (Adam Sandler) are best friends and have been stealing cars together for one year. Archie invites Rock to join the gang of the drug lord Frank Colton (James Caan) without knowing that Rock is indeed the undercover detective Jack Carter, assigned to get evidences against Frank. During the police raid against a heroin shipping of Frank, Archie accidentally shoots Jack in his head. Once recovered, Jack declares Archie his enemy, and arrests him. But the former mates have to join forces against Frank’s gangsters and many dirty cops.

Orgazmo (1997)

Saturday, March 22nd, 2008
Genres: Comedy | Sci-Fi
Countries: USA
Actors: Dian Bachar | Robyn Lynne Raab | Michael Dean Jacobs | Ron Jeremy | Andrew Kemler | David Dunn | Matt Stone | Toddy Walters | Chasey Lain | Juli Ashton | Masao Maki | Joseph Arsenault | Jeff Schubert | Desi Singh
Directors: Trey Parker
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Joe Young is a young Mormon actor who preaches the word of God in LA and can’t get anything from it. One day he stumbles on the set of new porno movie shot by well known porn director Maxxx Orbison. Maxxx chooses Joe for the title part in his new movie Captain Orgazmo. Joe soon befriends short and skinny Ben Chapleski (his sidekick in the film), who invented a ray-gun which emits a light beam that causes the most intense orgasm in whoever it hits (called Orgasmorator). Unexpectedly movie Captain Orgazmo becomes a cult hit, and Joe’s girlfriend Lisa accidentally sees the movie in the video store - and the problems begin.

The Girl Next Door (2007)

Saturday, March 22nd, 2008
Genres: Drama | Horror | Thriller
Countries: USA
Actors: Emile Hirsch | Elisha Cuthbert | Timothy Olyphant | James Remar | Chris Marquette | Paul Dano | Timothy Bottoms | Donna Bullock | Jacob Young | Brian Kolodziej | Brandon Irons | Amanda Swisten | Sung Hi Lee | Ulysses Lee | Harris Laskaway
Directors: Luke Greenfield
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Based on the Jack Ketchum novel of the same name, The Girl Next Door follows the unspeakable torture and abuses committed on a teenage girl in the care of her aunt…and the boys who witness and fail to report the crime.